America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (Random Perspective) — The United States of America has been forced to assume a new identity and relocate following the leaking of highly sensitive documentation to the world’s...
View ArticleU.S. Orders Diplomats to Stop Telling Truth Until Further Notice
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the first major policy fallout from the WikiLeaks disclosures, the State Department has ordered all U.S. diplomats to “cease and desist telling the truth until...
View ArticleWikiLeaks to Post Obama’s Birth Certificate from Kenya
AUSTRALIA (Unconfirmed Sources) — Julian Assange has stated “I have a copy of the Obama Birth Certificate and I believe people will be shocked.” Read more at Unconfirmed Sources.
View ArticleWikiLeaks Attempts to Expose Palin’s Thoughts, Finds Nothing
NEW YORK (Borowitz Report) — That’s the bombshell from fugitive founder Julian Assange, who said that after months of hacking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s brain, WikiLeaks has come up empty....
View ArticleWikileaks Creator Has Blockbuster Account Suspended
LONDON, Eng. (Daily Fortnight) — Blockbuster have announced they have suspended the company account of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange after several outstanding payments went unpaid for the month of...
View ArticleAssange Regrets Leaking Prison Breakout Plan
LONDON, Eng. (SatireWire.com) – WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was in the hospital wing of Wandsworth Prison today after being unable to keep himself from divulging details of a planned breakout by...
View ArticleWikileaks: Santa Claus Is a ‘Conspiracy Perpetrated by Parents On Their...
NEW YORK (The Voice of Reason) — Santa Claus is a conspiracy perpetrated on children by their parents, Wikileaks is to claim later in the week, to coincide with the peak Christmas shopping rush. Read...
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