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America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (Random Perspective) — The United States of America has been forced to assume a new identity and relocate following the leaking of highly sensitive documentation to the world’s...

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U.S. Orders Diplomats to Stop Telling Truth Until Further Notice

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the first major policy fallout from the WikiLeaks disclosures, the State Department has ordered all U.S. diplomats to “cease and desist telling the truth until...

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WikiLeaks to Post Obama’s Birth Certificate from Kenya

AUSTRALIA (Unconfirmed Sources) — Julian Assange has stated “I have a copy of the Obama Birth Certificate and I believe people will be shocked.” Read more at Unconfirmed Sources.

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WikiLeaks Attempts to Expose Palin’s Thoughts, Finds Nothing

NEW YORK (Borowitz Report) — That’s the bombshell from fugitive founder Julian Assange, who said that after months of hacking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s brain, WikiLeaks has come up empty....

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Wikileaks Creator Has Blockbuster Account Suspended

LONDON, Eng. (Daily Fortnight) — Blockbuster have announced they have suspended the company account of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange after several outstanding payments went unpaid for the month of...

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Assange Regrets Leaking Prison Breakout Plan

LONDON, Eng. (SatireWire.com) – WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was in the hospital wing of Wandsworth Prison today after being unable to keep himself from divulging details of a planned breakout by...

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Wikileaks: Santa Claus Is a ‘Conspiracy Perpetrated by Parents On Their...

NEW YORK (The Voice of Reason) — Santa Claus is a conspiracy perpetrated on children by their parents, Wikileaks is to claim later in the week, to coincide with the peak Christmas shopping rush. Read...

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